Don't worry, be happy. And treat others the way you'd like to be treated. And mind your own business. And smile every day, even if you're not having a good day, because they say physically showing an emotion will cause you to feel it. And stop eating crap, because you are what you eat. And finish Christmas shopping and wrapping early, because you'll avoid stress. And know, no matter what, even if you're eaten alive, there are always two ways out.

Nipple rings: do they hurt?